Hey look, Doug's Famous

I'm not sure if I would call it famous or infamous, but Doug it getting noticed for this recent ad for "Boot Camp with Jess". If you are like me, you probably thought Doug would receive accolades for a timed wing eating competition or consuming his body weight in BBQ -- but Doug has abandoned many of his old habits and shed 40 pounds. Do not be alarmed, Doug has not relinquished his love of beer or his propensity to utilize four letter words and perversions. Although, he has picked up some new rituals of full body hair removal and a love of tanning beds. Who knew Doug could be so high maintenance? If you see Doug, he appreciates the encouraging words and compliments, but between you and me it may be starting to go to his head a little.

Doug has shown unwavering commitment and we are proud of his weight loss and new healthy lifestyle. He says he still has a way to go and continues to demonstrate incredible devotion to his hot summer pool bod. Unfortunately, my hot pool bod is mired by hormones, bloating, and an aversion to my rapidly expanding midsection.